OVERHEARD LINES; or, Relaxed Fruits, or, Enlightened Culinary Styles

Dude, to dude: "Hey, I left my banana hammock in your kitchen. Can you bring that to the restaurant?"

Looney Tunes Lied To Me!, or, Midnight Snacks

Have you ever had a fundamental, foundational portion of your world-view removed, suddenly? Right before you crawl into bed? Well, I did, just now.

I turned out my light, began crossing the room, and stepped squarely on a banana. Not only did I not slip, the banana still tasted great. Footy, but great. Turns out having your cornerstones removed isn't such a big deal after all.

Poem-ish type writing of the time period

Dark and cold we may be, but this
Is no winter now. The frozen misery
Of centuries breaks, cracks, begins to move,
The thunder is the thunder of the floes,
The thaw, the flood, the upstart Spring
Thank God our time is now when wrong
Comes up to face us everwhere
Never to leave us till we take
The longest stride of soul men ever took.
-Christopher Fry