Monday, April 13, 2009

OVERHEARD LINES: Taking Nicodemus Too Literally, or, Worst Hot Tub Ever

Woman, after finishing Easter Breakfast: I just want to crawl back in a womb.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Why I Love My Friends, or, Puns are Awesome

I was reminded tonight of how much I like some of my friends. I had the following conversation the other night. I bet you can't tell which one is me and which is my friend.

We're going to Fast & Furious tonight at 740.
You’re not serious.

I’m fast and serious.

Hope I’m wrong and it’s awesome. I just don’t see how that’s possible without Sam Jackson, snakes, and mother effing planes.

Dude, it’s the fourth movie of a series that should never have started. You know it’s gonna be awesomely bad. What have you got going tonight that could compete?

Anything could compete.

Not true and deep down you know it.

But I’m living pretty superficially right now, so deep down doesn’t matter.

Here’s a chance for change

If I’ve learned one thing from the Republican party, it’s that Obama has shown that change is both impossible and dangerous.